PANEL 01 — BREAKING

THE CAT GOT
THE LAPTOP.

Politics found crypto. Crypto found the laptop. The cat was already typing.

LAPTOPCAT is the community meme that watches the political media storm from behind the keyboard — and turns every headline into content.

GET LAPTOPCAT ENTER THE TIMELINE

CA CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE

NO
AFFILIATION

“No speeches. No hearings. Just a gray cat, an open laptop, and two paws turning the news cycle into an endless stream of posts.”

SOL

NETWORK

LAPTOPCAT

TICKER

24/7

ONLINE

ISSUE #02

WHO WAS ACTUALLY USING IT?

THE REPORT

In September 2026, reports said Hunter Biden planned to launch a meme coin called LAPTOP on Base — turning the long-running laptop controversy into a crypto story built around resilience, redemption and recovery. Reported plans included a fixed supply of one billion tokens and a 20% community airdrop that would include some wallets associated with losses in TRUMP.

Then the internet asked the only question that mattered: who was actually using the laptop?

The answer was sitting on the couch in a mint-striped shirt, typing at impossible speed. LAPTOPCAT is not the political token. It is the meme watching the political token happen in real time.

THE LAPTOP IS THE HEADLINE

One object crossed politics, media and crypto. We claim the purest version of that symbol: the internet's laptop, controlled by the internet's cat.

THE CAT IS THE TIMELINE

While commentators debate motives and allocations, the cat keeps typing. Every argument becomes engagement. Every refresh begins another shift.

01

THE CAT GOT THERE FIRST

Before the press release, before the launch, before the arguments — the cat was already on the keyboard.

02

EVERY HEADLINE IS CONTENT

LAPTOPCAT converts the 24-hour news cycle into memes, reactions, edits and community lore.

03

PERMANENTLY ONLINE

The market sleeps. The cat does not. The laptop stays open.

04

BEYOND RED AND BLUE

An internet-culture parody, not a political endorsement. The joke belongs to everyone watching the spectacle.

CLOCK IN

Four panels. One keyboard. Swap on PumpSwap on Solana.

1

GET A WALLET

Install a Solana wallet — Phantom or Solflare. Store the recovery phrase offline and never share it with anyone.

2

FUND WITH SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little extra for network fees.

3

VERIFY THE CA

Copy the contract address from this site or the official X account only. Similar names belong to unrelated tokens.

4

SWAP ON PUMPSWAP

Paste the CA into PumpSwap, review amount, fees and slippage, then confirm the transaction.

READY? THE LAPTOP IS OPEN.

Contract: CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE

PUMPSWAP DEXSCREENER

LIVE PRICE ACTION

THE CHART MOVES
BEHIND THE CAT.

OPEN ON DEXSCREENER

DEXSCREENER · SOLANA

TAKE OVER THE KEYBOARD.

LAPTOPCAT grows through community-created memes — not promises. Remix the cat. Caption the headlines.

LAPTOPCAT — The Cat Got The Laptop newsroom banner

FOLLOW ON X

@laptopcatsol — every headline, memed within the hour.

CLOCK IN →

BUY ON PUMPSWAP

Swap SOL for $LAPTOPCAT in a couple of clicks.

SWAP →

TRACK THE CHART

Live pair data, liquidity and trades on DexScreener.

VIEW →

FAQ PANEL

Is this Hunter Biden's LAPTOP coin?

No. LAPTOPCAT is an independent parody meme project with no affiliation with Hunter Biden or the reported LAPTOP launch.

Connected to TRUMP holders or an airdrop?

No connection or eligibility is implied. Any reported airdrop belongs to the separate project described in the news. LAPTOPCAT makes no such promise.

Is this a political endorsement?

No. The project satirizes the collision of politics, media, memes and crypto. It does not endorse a candidate, party or public figure.

Does it guarantee returns?

No. Meme coins are highly speculative and volatile. LAPTOPCAT offers no promise of profit, price appreciation or future value.

THEY MADE THE HEADLINE.
THE CAT MADE THE MEME.

The cameras are rolling. The screens are flashing. The laptop is open. LAPTOPCAT is already typing.

GET LAPTOPCAT JOIN THE TIMELINE